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My Vagina Monologue (Or - Galileo Spins In His Grave) A Concert Review of Sorts
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Chalk Another One Down in the 'L' Column...
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Remember When Music Was Wholesome?
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Entry 1356-987
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Nothing to See Here
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What's That Smell?
OK, So I Lied.
Rumors of My Death Are Greatly Exaggerated.
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Canis Amoris
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Aw Fuck.
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I'm High.
#65985
#58582
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Sir, may I have a word with you?
Health Secrets They Don't Want You To Know!
An important discovery
For shank
The long list of bloggers I despise
Glazed and Dazed
Smut Thursday Comes Early
Let the Record Show...
A favorite of mine
InstaFiction #4
Oh SNAP!
I couldn’t believe my eyes
Cultural Friday XI
History's Lessons
Go figure
This is your life
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Why I hate everyone
Independence Day
And Still More Bars
More Bars
Finding the Perfect Bar
The Portrait
The neighbors
Things I Have Never Done
Independence Day
Things I have never done
Cultural Friday X
Dr. Freud? Dr. Freud?
On Luck
Psy Ops
The ranks have thinned
American’s have few friends
NEWS FLASH
InstaFiction #3
The Propaganda Continues
InstaFiction #2
Blog Wars '06: Jenelle is Going Down.
Is it any wonder?
Cultural Friday IX
The Last Sign of The Apocalypse
IntsaFiction
Think your office is a zoo?
These parasites should be beaten with bamboo canes
Sham or Share?
Malebolge
England fans attacked by hooligans
The shape of things to come
Rebuttal
The Business World According to Paul
New Orleans is the new Dodge City
Reliving my childhood
Everybody's favorite guilty pleasure
Cultural Friday VIII
Smut Thursday III: The Late Edition
Shank, Office Rugrat.
The Drought Continues
Fathers Day Gifts
Lucky Opportunist Prick
In Lieu of Nothing
From the "Where Are They Now" Department
Long Distance Phone Call
Don’t miss this one
Reality Check
You Know What They Say About Free Advice...
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I love syndromes
Cultural Friday VII (complete with morality tale)
It’s the small things that really piss me off
Let’s be honest
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Another Clue
Doodles and Don'ts
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In the name of science
Captain Obvious
Must see blogging
The Recital
So you think you can _________?
Hmmm.
The Peasants Are Revolting
Cultural Friday VI
Speaking of Real Names
The World According to Paul
My Own Personal Hell
Another skank demands we kowtow
Food, beer, wine, Jim, etc.
Incredible driving sequence
RandomBlog
STOP THE PRESSES
Smut Friday
Cheap, Cheap, Cheap
Clueless or ambivalent?
Cultural Friday V
An old trollop
Ouch. No really, stop or I'll slap you.
Idol Blogging
I awake to an unpleasant experience
You know what I love?
Call of the wild?
This, that and nothing of substance
Cultural Friday IV
Was Shrek a True Story?
Random Joints
Get a Job
Ponts to Ponder
Haiku
Twiddling My Thumbs
I have a genuine interest
Cultural Friday III
Please Explain
Another reason why weddings are dangerous
You’re thinking Lassie, I’m thinking Cudjoe
Bring out your dead
I’m speechless
Blogging? Oh, I remember that!
Where I break from character
The problem with blog names
I’m a critical bastard
I’m a competitive guy, but, uh…
Living in a cave
Cultural Friday
The Wave of The Future
Like a lead balloon
Delusions of Grandeur
I love this stuff
Another Hollywood Wanker
Now my balls hurt
It’s not bad enough sitting down?
I can’t help but wonder
Holy 1865 Batman!
Culture Fridays
Now Hear This
I’ve huffed and I’ve puffed
Defining Moments in Rock History
The Torture Never Stops
Free* Speech
Happy Easter
Death by Stupid
Summing It All Up
Nobody Ever Said Being an Idiot Wasn't Fun.
I’m a busy man
That about sums it up
Ack.
Update
Procrastinating
An Open Letter To The 'Rents
At It Again
Just a Blurb
I have no idea why I’m sharing this
I rarely indulge, but in this case…
Self Absorption Takes Precedence over Blogging
Finished
Overheard at Work, in the bathroom
Am I expected to know everything?
Twenty Major
American Idol
Heated Debate
Nothing From Nothing Leaves…
In-Laws
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Pass It On: Wal-Mart Bandits
It’s that time again
Friday Firsts
O’Friday
The Slip-Stream of Consciousness
Letter to My Co-workers Part II
An Open Letter to My Co-workers
Reputation Soiled Again
This Observation Just In
Las Vegas
Anybody Home?
The Hit Parade
Coming Up For Air
Weekend Update
Don’t Read This Post
Money, Money Money
Surely, This Will Make Me Famous
Free flash drive from Microsoft
In which I discuss something odd
Look But Don't Touch
The Jeans Episode
My Special Ability
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
It's Not Friday
4 Questions
Long Time, No Blog
How to win friends and influence Jim
Talent
Let's Get Funny
What Would Hamlet Do?
Valentine’s Day
My Forte
I bent my nubbin
Natural Aspiration
Justice
The Cinematic Experience
Lesson #1965
Lesson #9285
Lesson #8751
Decisions, Decisions
The Children’s Hour
Help wanted, inquire within
I rarely speak in this tongue
Secrets
Scallops: The Hot Dogs of the Sea
My misery knows no bounds
The Clompers
General Ennui
The Haunting
It’s The Little Things That Make Life Sweet
Excuses that that sounded better in my head than when I spoke them. Part 1.
The Empanadas Incident
It's a Disease, I Can't Help It
Welcome to the Weekend
Online Personals SBD Edition
An Absolute Must Read
I Bare My Soul
Points Awarded
The King of Curious
Guess what I am?
DEAD
Have You Tried The Foie Gras?
Thinking about a cruise?
What’s more disgusting than haggis?
Eat meat - it's a moral imperative
Andros, Redman and Flagg
It's a boy!
Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard…
Did I ever tell you about the time I had something to say?
Cousin Eddy's Book Club
Disrespectful mudderpockers
A Contrast
The polls are closed
Bacon's got brain cloud
By special request*
Turns out that Rembrandt's not that nervous after all
All hail the direct submit
Holy Man
Looks like I’m going out of business
The Bonnie Incident
The Great Snooze Points™ Controversy of '05
Rembrandt's getting nervous
Sham or Share #Whogivesafuck
Incest is best, Part 2
Snooze Points 2005 season finalized
Results: Shamming or Sharing #18
Incest is best
These two caught my eye
I thought they were extinct
Weirdness complete
I Hate Sports Bars
Sign of the times
Unclaimed Stealth Points
Shamming or Sharing #18
5 Weird habits
One line movie review
Merry Christmas
Final Preparations are Underway
Dr. Demento
Caption Contest Results
Match That Quote, Big 10 Edition
People scare me
How to Refrain From Being a Complete Dick
Crazy Old Advice Lady
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight
Win fabulous prizes
So this is Christmas
Points Update
Caption Contest
Current events
Pop Quiz
Iron Chef Redux
Screw the lottery
Talk like an Egyptian a Canadian
The worst Christmas party. Ever.
You can try to caption this…
When Bloggers Attack
This is...different
I never would have guessed
Sin taxes don't go nearly far enough
Use Your Illusion
Since I've come this far...
CONFIRMED: I am a wimp
On Giving Bad Advice
He's Back Again
Spreading a Little Sunshine
RIP, All Things Fun
Dear Santa (read: wife),
Automatic Enkoder
Update
America’s Next Top Plumber
This is why I love karma
Let me count the ways…
My name is Paul, and I’m an addict
Can You Hear Me Now?
Nicotine, Podcasts, Trumps Haircut and Bong Hits
The Complaint Thread
Little Bits
You say tomato, I say Christmas tree
I remain the villain
Taking, And Making, Stock.
Happy Thanksgiving!
The first Thanksgiving
Knee-Deep and Sinking like a Rock
My annual Thanksgiving post
Match That Quote, Installment Nine
Colon Blow (again)
Researchers in Atlanta find "Gene PTY"
Just a Few Things
Because it's still funny
His gayness level has gone thru the roof.
WTF?
Administrative Horse Poo
DIBS!
Meet the new Snooze, same as the old Snooze
Hmph. Stupid Meme.
Like I didn't know this already
Say what?
Some frank admissions
The Snooze, it is a changin'
I Don't Wanna Be...
Wooo!
I return, once again, with nothing
PO'd
Bah.
Following Through
It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Friday Blogging
Still Sick?
Identity Politics
Pam likes me best
Day Two
Sick
Nobody's Home.
A Question for the ages
Tired
My Family
Songs
Toast This Biatch.
Health Risks That Don't Matter
This'll be Quick. UPDATED!!
Breaker Breaker!
Greatest Halloween Scares
Epiphany
I rarely give advice…but I’ll make an exception
Sitting the bench
Let’s just be honest
The Vodka Challenge
It’s not like I didn’t predict it
Dog Attacks Anti-Dangerous Dog Bill Author
Mmmm... UPDATED!
Goat Cheese and Gray Matter
Shitty Day
Aging whore points finger at others
Iron Chef...Improved
Muffin Tops
Caption Contest Results
Virtual vs. Concrete
Finding Bill Cimino
Okay, People
Phase two, wherein Paul has nothing
Things About Blogging
Trivia
Dinner conversations
Could it be that simple?
BlogMaintenance
A Little Bit About shank.
The Sister on Feminism.
Scoundrel
It's a miracle!
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Caption Contest
His only crime was being born delicious!
Gone Fishin'
When Good Bathrooms Go Bad.
You wouldn’t have believed it
How Many Beers: Rocket Jones Edition
How Many Beers: Special Female Guest Edition
Housekeeping
If you ever really want to know just how clean your bathroom is, the best way is to become violently ill.
The Saga Continues
meet frank
Celebrity
And the Wheels Keep on Turnin'
Safety Inspection
Ba-Dum-Bum
How Many Beers - Mystery Guest Edition
Trivia question
Beyond Busy
PETA, the quiz
Bagel rant
I am one of those guys
So many birthdays, so little time.
The language barrier
What are the odds?
Once Again, Television astounds me.
Our turn? -updated-
Logic
Exhibit A
Here’s a tip for you…
Fact or Fiction?
Taking another quiz for Jim
What Your Drink Says About You
In The Beginning
Okay, Out With It
Happy Birthday!
How Many Beers—Special Guest Edition
How many beers?
Input Appreciated
Labor Day Weekend II
Born and bred
Labor Day Weekend
Look what I made!
She's Mad As Hell
The Dream
Atlanta Gas Prices
Martial Law
The sky is falling!
Lovely Wife reborn!
Hey, look!
I pose a question
Carnival of Idiots
An exclusive post for Bill
I've been waiting...
The only good looter
Jim's been neglecting his blog again!
Death brings validity?
She Wants To Be In Charge of the Money
The Peacock Find The Lie Challenge
Blogger now flagging “Objectionable Material�
Yo Yo Yo
Time for an intervention?
Pervert gets a good beating
This is not a melancholy post
WTF?
On Commenting
How to Get Fired
Me, my underwear and my neighbors
An Intermission
This one's for Paul
Tactile Memories
Hmmm...
Overheard at the office
All right, we'll call it a draw
The Legend of Curly-Pop
Invitations
House cleaning
My Triumphant Return
Press Release
Wouldn't You Just Know It
"man rape movies"
Dentist Visit
Doesn't it figure?
Why Do I do this to Myself?
You may have noticed...
"Deliverance" through a twenty year-old filter
Bane
Great. Just Great.
Hey Look! It's Somebody with a Pair of Balls!
Hi. My Name is Shank. And I'm a Wimp.
For Sale
Hey, girl. You shore do got a purdy mouth.
Disjointed news in brief
It's official
Remember that time...
Office Emails
It's alive! Alive!
Camboy
ProtoMonkey
Vacuum
Dripping with the GAY!
Weekend Update
Mental Math
Unions, a rant
It's breathtaking
I'm walking on air!
Two years and millions of dollars...for what?
Observations
Aw, She's Funny!
It's all about the real estate
When Irish eyes are smiling
The Friday Blues
The Blackmoth Chronicles, Part 2
A villain is born
SCORE!!
A banning we will go
Stand back! I don't know how big this will get!
Guess What? I'm Fucking Complaining Again!
You FOOLS.
I burned a flag
Here's a Quarter...
Still alive
Another Public Service Announcement
The Twilight Zone
You can call it link-whoring if you like...
My logic is strong
Fourth of July
No. Fuck YOU.
The Unvarnished Truth
Hypothesis confirmed
Teleconfusications
Quality Assurance Specialist needed
I Fought the Law, and the Law Didn't Make Any Damn Sense.
Project Manager needed
Educational isn't that fun.
All Your House Are Belong To Us
Jim Says...
Rawr.
Get Lost.
Project sex
Shamming or Sharing #17 results
Overheard during the move
Tracking Back Twice a No-No?
Best Meme Ever. EVER.
Jackson's Just a Minor Leaguer Compared to This Playa
Hey! I got an Idea...
No Shit Sherlock
Since we're on the subject...
Engrishmeme
Jim? Jim's still not here.
Jim? Jim's not here.
I Poop on High.
Schaivo
Michael Blagg
Southern Belle
Second verse, same as the first!
I don't have the words
XENU EXPOSED.
Tieing up Noose Ends.
Sound Off
Calling all Munuvians
Fairy tales
We are Dyslexia of Borg
And I'm out bitch!
What's in a Title?
Mmmm friiiiday
and now when you click
I suck at the internet
If the formatting around here
Say a little prayer
Trifecta!
People Eating Tasty Animals
Clichés ahoy!
Help Wanted
Shamming or sharing #17
Washington in brief
What...Is going on?
Dave's Caption Contest Results
The adventures of Movie Girl and Poster Lad
Shaming or Sharing #16 results
This too Shall Pass
Rambling
Another Shortie
Question 1
Clearing the Air
The Friday Meme
Our benevolent dictator
English oddities
Please! Not the dust bunnies again!
Fun in the elevator
This is just too cool
Definitions
France is number 2!
If it wasn't for those damn hotdogs...
I want to buy you each a big-ass present
Caption Contest - My name is not Oliver Bolivar Butt
Shaming or Sharing #16
Ragging on the Chair Force
Would you like butter-colored substitute on that?
You're name is what?
Still Opening Boxes...
Exerpt from the BBMRE
Can you flunk a meme?
We find the defendant...not guilty
I can't remember when...
Beware the dark side of the Force
"Deepthroat" identified!
GreenZap is ready to pounce
It's coming...I promise
Snooze Crew™ Awards
I'm home!
Welcome Home
It's been real.
One more time
More Words of Wisdom
You Have Been Chosen
A memo from the boss
Words with Two Meanings
PMS
Tasteless humor
Words of Wisdom
Stupid, stupid joke.
UPDATE: Match that quote, special Snooze Crew edition, with HINTS!
How come I can't write captions like this?
SBD's Greatest Hits (according to Jim's fans)
It really is massive
With my apologies
Match that quote, special Snooze Crew edition!
What's Jim doing now?
A letter home from Jim
Tasteless Humor
All this excitement about wine
The Great Lengths One Will Go To
Another application
More cartoonage
Tasteless humor
Open Comment Party!
Cartoonage
A quick question
The rule of three
Woo and Hoo!
I'm leavin, on a jet plane
It's travel time
Please allow me to introduce myself...
A picture to send Jim off
Donate to PETA, kill fuzzy animals!
What's on your list?
An argument for Creationism
I don't get it
Free? I LOVE free!
Our schools must change
Do you love pussy?
Pixy is on a tear
GreenZap getting ready for launch
Every word means 'nads'!
Zero Tolerance Editorial
Bernie Mac is a jack ass
Stuff that has pissed me off today
Say hello to the Snooze Crew
I am the Word King
Applications now still no longer being accepted
Match That Quote Numero Seveno
Caption Contest Results
Cut the blue wire with the white stripe...
Gay blog!
What's that word?
I'm such a hottie
Adventures of the Mountain Men
There is no spoon*
Tastes like chicken
Papa's not well
Heartbreakers
One for the Birders (and Harvey)
Shifting focus
Horse...
Shaken, not stirred
The year of the blogger
The best meeting in the history of all meetings
Conferences
Dear Gwinnett County Board of Assessors
Am I the luckiest guy in the world, or what?
Match That Quote, Limited Edition #6
You drew large tail!
Good news, bad news
Caption Contest
Happy Birthday Lovely Wife
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Competition for PayPal?
Four times is a ???
SnoozeBob hands out the points!
The History of Sales and Technology
Segway Cops
Happy SnoozeBob Day!
Do I still have time?
Have I?
Always wanted to ask this...
For All t
C'est l'Oorgo, oui!
Annoying German Pop
While the Cat's Away...
Because I always do as Jim Orders
Movie Quotes Time
Empty brain
It's MY turn
What's up with that?
What's four times?
Quiz thingy sent to me in an email with no subject so it is incredibly lucky it got through my spam filter
Score!
See problem, find solution
One Hundred
Question of the day
Three
Two Hundred Eighty Nine
Seven
Chicago notes
Airport notes, part 2
Airport notes
Shit!
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
A little bit grotesque
A slogan! A slogan! My kingdom for a slogan!
Sink the pink
The origin of words
What's the difference between a Hippie and a Goth?
Still wondering...
More wondering...
I wonder...
Wasted prayers?
Better late than never
Sheryl is soooooo wrong
My very clear, impossible to misunderstand, instructions on what to do with me should I one day achieve toaster-like cognitive abilities
Happy Birthday!
Sure is quiet around here
The Interview Game - Questions for Rob
Other People's Stuff
I'm that jerk at work
Must be all that crack
I'm floored!
Bloody earworms
Look at all these meetings, surrounding me everyday
Shamming or Sharing #15 results
Coworkers unite in support of the BBMRE*
My next coffee maker...
Shiavo, Take One
It's The New Weblog Showcase!
One for the gents
The Interview Game - Questions for Margi
There's a story here somewhere...
Shamming or Sharing #15
Match That Quote IV
May you live in interesting times...
Challenge!
I'm pyrokinetic!
The Interview Game - Questions for Rachel Ann
There's one in every office
The Interview Game - Questions for Tiffani
Caption Contest Results
Help needed - Site design
The New Blog Showcase
Happy Anniversary to me!
Behold, the Ides of March!
The Interview Game - Questions for Holly
Adventures in email
I made it out alive!
Five things I can't work without
Stink update
The Interview Game: Nick asks, I answer
I met Luka
Stinky
This pisses me off
Bush plot to kill Clinton revealed!
Match that quote, issue 3
Caption Contest
Say what?!
Grave returns
School daze
It's official! I'm a published author
Author's Grant
Happy Monday!
There's a rock in my sock
The long and short of it
Radiant heat
10 Things I've done that you probably have not
I can't believe nobody took this one!
Question of the day
It's getting dark in here...
Help me retrieve my post. Win points!
Good times...good times...
What the hail?
Who the hell are these bloggers?
Are you a news lover?
Conversations while driving
It's a points extravaganza!
Mark your calendars
Fun with elevators
Quotes to remember
What's Clancy's news?
I am in love
Frank asks, I answer
Hunter who?
Fun with numbers
* Snooze Points - Rules & Info *
High Court to rule on government land grab
It's new! It's exciting! It comes with free peanuts!
I am Fluffy Dangleberry
MTV - where did the videos go?
Hawaiian legislature wants to make eating pussy illegal!
Other People's Stuff
Bad neighbors
Match that quote, redux
Overheard at work
All hail the Queen!
Gotta get me some koala
Another moneymaker
Helen has a lovely bush
Fixing the Tax Code
It's sticky, but still fun
How do I stack up as a blogger?
Oooh, yeah. I can't wait to get home to try this one out.
Regional humor
My pubies are unnaturally strong and healthy
Caption Contest Results
Stop the illegal unilateralist occupation of sovereign middle east territory!
Thoughts on VD
Serious question
Happy Valentine's Day!
$100 Million idea
Caption Contest
Drag Queen cat fight
French courts move to stifle information sharing and buyer's choice
Intelligent Design 103
How to get on my blogroll
Other People's Stuff
Cookies!
Everybody give me a dollar!
Intelligent Design 102
Anal exploration
10 million dollar idea
I'm pithing all over!
Intelligent Design 101
Shamming/Sharing #14 Results
Pornstar Family Feud
Love and honesty in the computer age
Questions answered
Million dollar idea
Other People's Stuff
The dance sensation that's sweeping the nation
Movies that change you
Why are pets better than kids?
Word for the day: "Nephrology"
I can't stop laughing
Finding your inner drag queen
Sweet dreams are made of this
Tell me why
Give it to me, Baby
Take a bite out of PETA
It's a major award!
Customer disservice
Other People's Stuff
I'm Bill Murray?
Time suck
Shamming or Sharing #14
How to write for idiots, tip #1
Dinner conversation
Conversations in the car
The Iceman Cometh
Is this like pants and anti-pants?
Nipples...just beacons for boobies or do they serve a higher purpose?
Math quiz
Caption contest results
Match that quote
I've heard of beer goggles, but beer boobies? *
Is it just me...
Caption Contest
What the hell does this mean?
Can't I just say no?
Virtual school
Almost famous
I am strong. I will not falter!
May the Lord have mercy on your souls
Not a baby
Do I look fat in these jeans?
Order up!
Burn in hell, you red-nosed freak
The Stockholm Syndrome
No heat
How to change the world
Monkey business
Caption contest results
Is it Monday already?
What's cookin', good lookin'?
I'm on the grill
Caption Contest
Victor loves him some split pea soup
Dear nameless coworker,
I wonder how long it will be...
Pea soup
Around and about
Conversations with brilliance
The curtain is withdrawn
Live from the "So what?" files
Sick and tired
Nigerian scammers are really pissing me off
Getting into work was a bit difficult today
Ouch!