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HOPE! ...and... CHANGE!
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Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over, Son?
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This is Above My Paygrade
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And from South of the Mason-Dixon line but still North of Shank...
More Again
More
Disaster Sets In
Hannablogging
I Love The Smell of Sterno in The Morning
Do You Remember The Time...
Fish or Cut Bait?
Return of the Flying Pig party?
Olympic Blogging
Your Daily WTF? for 8/6/'08
Hurrincane Survival Kit
Umm...
Things That Go Bump In The Night
Phone-A-Friend
The Name Game
Oil, Oil, Everywhere. UPDATED: With Link Love
Pinky and The Brain
Hell No, We Won't Go.
Ubercontrary (Super Rare DOUBLE) UPDATED
A: Cats, Kids and Mothers
It's Friday!
Farts cause global warming?
I See You Have a Schwartz...
Your Elected Leadership
Happy (Early) Fourth of July!
Food For Thought
Back at Ya.
Come Sail Away!
There is No Two
Some Guys Have All The Luck
Of Pigeons and Pussies.
Caption Contest 6/10/08
Honest Bloggers Quiz
Johnny Urinal Cakes, The Fastest Man in the Rust Belt
The Ridiculous Clock
The Impossible Toilet
co-bloggers? shank don't need no stinkin' co-bloggers!
West Goshen Township
On A Jet Plane
Wishful Thinking?
From The Desk of The Commissar
You Guys Are Going to Love This.
Undulations
License to Drive
Hell's Kitchen Walkthrough
The Good With The Bad
Tidbits
Guys and Cars
Persistence
BBC - British Boobtube C!nts
Cool Techie Stuff
Hell's Bells
Go Ahead, Make My Day
Star Spangled Banner
Peak Oil: Updated
Atlas Jitterbugged
Down Here
Diminishing Returns
Smooth Move...
Pssst! Dr. Paul, May I Have a Moment?
Must Read
Project Car
Potato and Leek Soup
Porchin' It
Your Ladder, it Vexes Me.
Strange Dreams
Merry Christmas
Don't Read This
I Refuse
Instapundesque
Obligatory Year in Review
WWYD: Inaugural Edition
It Never Ends
Eddie Vedder is a Moaning Cunt
Damn
Dog Bites Man
REAL MEN
Obituary
A beautiful tribute
Thank you so much, and an update
In Loving Memory
Welcome!
FRIDAY!
Oldie But Goodie
WTF?
Beautimous
Blogs Worth Reading
Yep
Debate
I can’t get enough
Popcorn Lung
34-32
Well, Whadda Ya Know?
Just a Few Things
BlueTooth
Things that annoy me # 4563
Shot in the Dark
Contrarians Unite!
My 'Inner Prick'
Home Remedies
Does This Mean I Can't Say Biatch?
Happy Birthday
On Equine Felatio
Matches Lit (cont)
The music industry continues to light matches
You Won't Find These On E-bay
Today In History (A Hunk Of Shit Is Retired)
Today In History...Again (Because It's A Different Day)
Today In History
These things happen
Mmm-Mmm
LOLCats
Internet Heart Attacks
Old Beginnings
Hospital
My Summer Vacation by Bill
Guess What?
Curbing Consumption or Car Envy: Who's 'Compensating' Now?
Some Simple Facts about Me
Stone Cold Fact
It's The Humidity That Gets You...
Bloody Mary
Another
Happy 4th!
Spectacles
Kill Me Now
Um...Huh??
God Questions
iCould Give aCrap.
Global Warming!
Dis-fortune Cookies
Lemming
G(od)-Mail
This is What It's Like to be Inside My Head
Probably Not Better Than Nothing
Give Us Your Kikes, Your Krauts, Your Dagos, Your Beaners...
Better than nothing?
Vacation Jitters
Moments in Love
Not To Touch The Girth
Open Letter
Read All About It
Finally, I do it right
Fast Times at Age 40
Famous Guy
Where Else?
Unassailable Truths #8962-9
Vomit Comet
Confession and Question
More Crap
Just a Note...
Remove this cardboard scenery
Feelin' California ... not so much
Intolerance - The new get out of jail free card
Blast From the Past
Product Review #1
Question
Insipid Post# 51,437
New Blogger II
The $67 Million Dollar Pants
Wi-Fi Roxxors my Soxxors
Get Your Fortune Told - For FREE!
It’s not opinion, it’s fact
The Crystal Ball
The State of My Prostate Address
The Milieu Of Sucky In An Otherwise Unsucky Milieu
New Blogger
Things I Will Never Be Allowed To Live Down #1,583,406
Earth Day
Talking Back to Dead Rockstars of the 90's
Cars
Behind Blue Eyes
Seven Year Itch
Life, Liberty And The Pursuit of Crappiness
Screw Black Cats, Watch Out For The Friggin' Poodles
Blue Devils Un-Nifonged
Virginia: Not Just For Lovers Anymore
Pontius Pilate Called For A Five Minute Major (Easter Post# 2)
Bunny Farts
Cheeses Christ (Or Easter Post#1)
Dumbest Invention Ever
Tuesdays With Bill
My Vagina Monologue (Or - Galileo Spins In His Grave) A Concert Review of Sorts - Part II
Time Share
People are crazy & stupid #163 (and my ass)
My Vagina Monologue (Or - Galileo Spins In His Grave) A Concert Review of Sorts
So, the prodigal son has returned
El Returnado Del Senor Poopy
Drum roll please…
Stay Tuned
Mondays Just Don't Know When to Quit
Ba-da-BING, bad-da-BOOM; am I right?
The scene was both depressing and surreal
Friday!
Mmmm, Buffalo
The End
The Shell Game
Milestones
Tips
People are nuts
A REALLY inconvenient truth
Moron Words
More on words
Bored
Why do you have to be so critical?
Chalk Another One Down in the 'L' Column...
On Libraries Sucking
The Day The Music Died
You know what bugs me this week?
Remember When Music Was Wholesome?
Obvious and Obligatory Blog Post #58018
Who Cares?
Help Wanted: Makin' Moves
Nobody's Allowed to Steal My Amour
Movies
Signs...
I’m not the only dissenter
I'm a Decision Maker II: Home Alone
The Shredding Debacle
"I'm a Decision Maker"
It's That Time of Year Again!
Off Bits
Wachovia is The Worst Bank. Ever.
A Christmas Miracle
AWOL
The Altercation
Merry Christmas
Think you’re pretty smart?
A true and very sad Christmas tale
Acceptance Speech
(Un)Recommended Reading. Seriously.
63 Questions
The Trend Continues
It’s beginning to look a lot like chaos
Still Getting Settled
Merry Krampus
I Give Up
Wireless Home Networking
Part Duh
Can You Hear Me Now?
Shank’s Arrival
Please Stand By
Announcement
SBD Contest
Wow. Just...WOW.
Driven to Xanax
Lesson #4571
Things I Learned on Vacation (Part I)
Better hold off on the chili dogs
Jackass kicked in crotch
The Days Are Jus Packed
The embarrassment of Sammy the dog
Tomorrow is tax day!
Instafiction #5
Watch Your P's and Q's
Down the Rabbit Hole
The Moving Blues
Talking Back to World Leaders: The 'Ohhh, You So Hilalious' Version
Dirty Tricks
Evolution Disassembled
Deflection
Drunken movie review
Hunter S. Thompson
How Many Beers: Mystery Guest #2
Pre-Friday Blogging
Finally! Some sanity in our schools!
Free mail in rebate!
Flying the friendly skies
What Your Beer Says About You
Gone Fishin'
Those who can't do, teach.
Dammit!
Backfire
Another one bites the dust
I loathe Bad Manners
Pith and vinegar
Just Two Things...
Conversations at work
Tennis Rackets
How Do You Say 'Pussy-ass Bitch' in Espanol?
Mascots
O! Day of Days!
Celebrate the small victories
Superpowers
How to be a Jerk
Cheap and/or Free Stuff HERE!! (UPDATED: 9/25/06)
Pee Owed
Talking Back To World Leaders: Walk the Walk
The Wife is Trying to Kill Me
Talking Back to World Leaders: Bridging Differences to Create Dialogue
Finally, Some New Material
A Question for the Ladies
Are Musicians Stupid?
Enraged Again, Naturally
Islamofascism: Taking the Oxymoron to Previously Impossible Heights
On Cons
Awesome Vs. Totally Lame
I don’t even know what to say about this one
I don’t like to repeat myself
The Truth Is Out There.
Jelly Roll Morton
The Replacement
Entry 1356-987
General Stupidity vs. Crazy
What Day Is It?
More hope for popular music
Because Sometimes, a Comment Just Doesn't Cut It.
Teach Your Children Well
Some Assembly Required
Is my dream coming true?
Aftermath
Drenesto Update
Ernesto
Nothing to See Here
BLOGSWARM!
Who killed Tower Records?
What's That Smell?
OK, So I Lied.
Rumors of My Death Are Greatly Exaggerated.
All work and no play
Canis Amoris
No one’s allowed in the living room
FOR SALE: One basket. Used once, slightly burnt.
Last Wishes
Fun With Cats
Aw Fuck.
Could I be any worse?
I'm High.
#65985
#58582
I Got Your Negative, Swingin'.
One of those weeks
The Cop
Traditions
Nicknames
Hip Hop Anonymous? UPDATED
For The Common Good
Grooming
8-yr-Olds Have Talent
You Can Get a Good Look at a Butcher's Ass- Wait...
How to Cook Like a Man
I go shopping
Irritants
Secret 2451-717
Metrosexual Backlash
Secret #2451-142
Travel Tips
Shamming or Sharing Revealed
Cultural Friday XII
Sir, may I have a word with you?
Health Secrets They Don't Want You To Know!
An important discovery
For shank
The long list of bloggers I despise
Glazed and Dazed
Smut Thursday Comes Early
Let the Record Show...
A favorite of mine
InstaFiction #4
Oh SNAP!
I couldn’t believe my eyes
Cultural Friday XI
History's Lessons
Go figure
This is your life
4th of July marred by half-wits
Why I hate everyone
Independence Day
And Still More Bars
More Bars
Finding the Perfect Bar
The Portrait
The neighbors
Things I Have Never Done
Independence Day
Things I have never done
Cultural Friday X
Dr. Freud? Dr. Freud?
On Luck
Psy Ops
The ranks have thinned
American’s have few friends
NEWS FLASH
InstaFiction #3
The Propaganda Continues
InstaFiction #2
Blog Wars '06: Jenelle is Going Down.
Is it any wonder?
Cultural Friday IX
The Last Sign of The Apocalypse
IntsaFiction
Think your office is a zoo?
These parasites should be beaten with bamboo canes
Sham or Share?
Malebolge
England fans attacked by hooligans
The shape of things to come
Rebuttal
The Business World According to Paul
New Orleans is the new Dodge City
Reliving my childhood
Everybody's favorite guilty pleasure
Cultural Friday VIII
Smut Thursday III: The Late Edition
Shank, Office Rugrat.
The Drought Continues
Fathers Day Gifts
Lucky Opportunist Prick
In Lieu of Nothing
From the "Where Are They Now" Department
Long Distance Phone Call
Don’t miss this one
Reality Check
You Know What They Say About Free Advice...
News Roundup (new feature!)
I love syndromes
Cultural Friday VII (complete with morality tale)
It’s the small things that really piss me off
Let’s be honest
Finally, a good excuse
Another Clue
Doodles and Don'ts
Ideas, Talent and the Mysterious “It” Factor
In the name of science
Captain Obvious
Must see blogging
The Recital
So you think you can _________?
Hmmm.
The Peasants Are Revolting
Cultural Friday VI
Speaking of Real Names
The World According to Paul
My Own Personal Hell
Another skank demands we kowtow
Food, beer, wine, Jim, etc.
Incredible driving sequence
RandomBlog
STOP THE PRESSES
Smut Friday
Cheap, Cheap, Cheap
Clueless or ambivalent?
Cultural Friday V
An old trollop
Ouch. No really, stop or I'll slap you.
Idol Blogging
I awake to an unpleasant experience
You know what I love?
Call of the wild?
This, that and nothing of substance
Cultural Friday IV
Was Shrek a True Story?
Random Joints
Get a Job
Ponts to Ponder
Haiku
Twiddling My Thumbs
I have a genuine interest
Cultural Friday III
Please Explain
Another reason why weddings are dangerous
You’re thinking Lassie, I’m thinking Cudjoe
Bring out your dead
I’m speechless
Blogging? Oh, I remember that!
Where I break from character
The problem with blog names
I’m a critical bastard
I’m a competitive guy, but, uh…
Living in a cave
Cultural Friday
The Wave of The Future
Like a lead balloon
Delusions of Grandeur
I love this stuff
Another Hollywood Wanker
Now my balls hurt
It’s not bad enough sitting down?
I can’t help but wonder
Holy 1865 Batman!
Culture Fridays
Now Hear This
I’ve huffed and I’ve puffed
Defining Moments in Rock History
The Torture Never Stops
Free* Speech
Happy Easter
Death by Stupid
Summing It All Up
Nobody Ever Said Being an Idiot Wasn't Fun.
I’m a busy man
That about sums it up
Ack.
Update
Procrastinating
An Open Letter To The 'Rents
At It Again
Just a Blurb
I have no idea why I’m sharing this
I rarely indulge, but in this case…
Self Absorption Takes Precedence over Blogging
Finished
Overheard at Work, in the bathroom
Am I expected to know everything?
Twenty Major
American Idol
Heated Debate
Nothing From Nothing Leaves…
In-Laws
Clothes
Pass It On: Wal-Mart Bandits
It’s that time again
Friday Firsts
O’Friday
The Slip-Stream of Consciousness
Letter to My Co-workers Part II
An Open Letter to My Co-workers
Reputation Soiled Again
This Observation Just In
Las Vegas
Anybody Home?
The Hit Parade
Coming Up For Air
Weekend Update
Don’t Read This Post
Money, Money Money
Surely, This Will Make Me Famous
Free flash drive from Microsoft
In which I discuss something odd
Look But Don't Touch
The Jeans Episode
My Special Ability
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
It's Not Friday
4 Questions
Long Time, No Blog
How to win friends and influence Jim
Talent
Let's Get Funny
What Would Hamlet Do?
Valentine’s Day
My Forte
I bent my nubbin
Natural Aspiration
Justice
The Cinematic Experience
Lesson #1965
Lesson #9285
Lesson #8751
Decisions, Decisions
The Children’s Hour
Help wanted, inquire within
I rarely speak in this tongue
Secrets
Scallops: The Hot Dogs of the Sea
My misery knows no bounds
The Clompers
General Ennui
The Haunting
It’s The Little Things That Make Life Sweet
Excuses that that sounded better in my head than when I spoke them. Part 1.
The Empanadas Incident
It's a Disease, I Can't Help It
Welcome to the Weekend
Online Personals SBD Edition
An Absolute Must Read
I Bare My Soul
Points Awarded
The King of Curious
Guess what I am?
DEAD
Have You Tried The Foie Gras?
Thinking about a cruise?
What’s more disgusting than haggis?
Eat meat - it's a moral imperative
Andros, Redman and Flagg
It's a boy!
Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard…
Did I ever tell you about the time I had something to say?
Cousin Eddy's Book Club
Disrespectful mudderpockers
A Contrast
The polls are closed
Bacon's got brain cloud
By special request*
Turns out that Rembrandt's not that nervous after all
All hail the direct submit
Holy Man
Looks like I’m going out of business
The Bonnie Incident
The Great Snooze Points™ Controversy of '05
Rembrandt's getting nervous
Sham or Share #Whogivesafuck
Incest is best, Part 2
Snooze Points 2005 season finalized
Results: Shamming or Sharing #18
Incest is best
These two caught my eye
I thought they were extinct
Weirdness complete
I Hate Sports Bars
Sign of the times
Unclaimed Stealth Points
Shamming or Sharing #18
5 Weird habits
One line movie review
Merry Christmas
Final Preparations are Underway
Dr. Demento
Caption Contest Results
Match That Quote, Big 10 Edition
People scare me
How to Refrain From Being a Complete Dick
Crazy Old Advice Lady
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight
Win fabulous prizes
So this is Christmas
Points Update
Caption Contest
Current events
Pop Quiz
Iron Chef Redux
Screw the lottery
Talk like an Egyptian a Canadian
The worst Christmas party. Ever.
You can try to caption this…
When Bloggers Attack
This is...different
I never would have guessed
Sin taxes don't go nearly far enough
Use Your Illusion
Since I've come this far...
CONFIRMED: I am a wimp
On Giving Bad Advice
He's Back Again
Spreading a Little Sunshine
RIP, All Things Fun
Dear Santa (read: wife),
Automatic Enkoder
Update
America’s Next Top Plumber
This is why I love karma
Let me count the ways…
My name is Paul, and I’m an addict
Can You Hear Me Now?
Nicotine, Podcasts, Trumps Haircut and Bong Hits
The Complaint Thread
Little Bits
You say tomato, I say Christmas tree
I remain the villain
Taking, And Making, Stock.
Happy Thanksgiving!
The first Thanksgiving
Knee-Deep and Sinking like a Rock
My annual Thanksgiving post
Match That Quote, Installment Nine
Colon Blow (again)
Researchers in Atlanta find "Gene PTY"
Just a Few Things
Because it's still funny
His gayness level has gone thru the roof.
WTF?
Administrative Horse Poo
DIBS!
Meet the new Snooze, same as the old Snooze
Hmph. Stupid Meme.
Like I didn't know this already
Say what?
Some frank admissions
The Snooze, it is a changin'
I Don't Wanna Be...
Wooo!
I return, once again, with nothing
PO'd
Bah.
Following Through
It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Friday Blogging
Still Sick?
Identity Politics
Pam likes me best
Day Two
Sick
Nobody's Home.
A Question for the ages
Tired
My Family
Songs
Toast This Biatch.
Health Risks That Don't Matter
This'll be Quick. UPDATED!!
Breaker Breaker!
Greatest Halloween Scares
Epiphany
I rarely give advice…but I’ll make an exception
Sitting the bench
Let’s just be honest
The Vodka Challenge
It’s not like I didn’t predict it
Dog Attacks Anti-Dangerous Dog Bill Author
Mmmm... UPDATED!
Goat Cheese and Gray Matter
Shitty Day
Aging whore points finger at others
Iron Chef...Improved
Muffin Tops
Caption Contest Results
Virtual vs. Concrete
Finding Bill Cimino
Okay, People
Phase two, wherein Paul has nothing
Things About Blogging
Trivia
Dinner conversations
Could it be that simple?
BlogMaintenance
A Little Bit About shank.
The Sister on Feminism.
Scoundrel
It's a miracle!
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Caption Contest
His only crime was being born delicious!
Gone Fishin'
When Good Bathrooms Go Bad.
You wouldn’t have believed it
How Many Beers: Rocket Jones Edition
How Many Beers: Special Female Guest Edition
Housekeeping
If you ever really want to know just how clean your bathroom is, the best way is to become violently ill.
The Saga Continues
meet frank
Celebrity
And the Wheels Keep on Turnin'
Safety Inspection
Ba-Dum-Bum
How Many Beers - Mystery Guest Edition
Trivia question
Beyond Busy
PETA, the quiz
Bagel rant
I am one of those guys
So many birthdays, so little time.
The language barrier
What are the odds?
Once Again, Television astounds me.
Our turn? -updated-
Logic
Exhibit A
Here’s a tip for you…
Fact or Fiction?
Taking another quiz for Jim
What Your Drink Says About You
In The Beginning
Okay, Out With It
Happy Birthday!
How Many Beers—Special Guest Edition
How many beers?
Input Appreciated
Labor Day Weekend II
Born and bred
Labor Day Weekend
Look what I made!
She's Mad As Hell
The Dream
Atlanta Gas Prices
Martial Law
The sky is falling!
Lovely Wife reborn!
Hey, look!
I pose a question
Carnival of Idiots
An exclusive post for Bill
I've been waiting...
The only good looter
Jim's been neglecting his blog again!
Death brings validity?
She Wants To Be In Charge of the Money
The Peacock Find The Lie Challenge
Blogger now flagging “Objectionable Material”
Yo Yo Yo
Time for an intervention?
Pervert gets a good beating
This is not a melancholy post
WTF?
On Commenting
How to Get Fired
Me, my underwear and my neighbors
An Intermission
This one's for Paul
Tactile Memories
Hmmm...
Overheard at the office
All right, we'll call it a draw
The Legend of Curly-Pop
Invitations
House cleaning
My Triumphant Return
Press Release
Wouldn't You Just Know It
"man rape movies"
Dentist Visit
Doesn't it figure?
Why Do I do this to Myself?
You may have noticed...
"Deliverance" through a twenty year-old filter
Bane
Great. Just Great.
Hey Look! It's Somebody with a Pair of Balls!
Hi. My Name is Shank. And I'm a Wimp.
For Sale
Hey, girl. You shore do got a purdy mouth.
Disjointed news in brief
It's official
Remember that time...
Office Emails
It's alive! Alive!
Camboy
ProtoMonkey
Vacuum
Dripping with the GAY!
Weekend Update
Mental Math
Unions, a rant
It's breathtaking
I'm walking on air!
Two years and millions of dollars...for what?
Observations
Aw, She's Funny!
It's all about the real estate
When Irish eyes are smiling
The Friday Blues
The Blackmoth Chronicles, Part 2
A villain is born
SCORE!!
A banning we will go
Stand back! I don't know how big this will get!
Guess What? I'm Fucking Complaining Again!
You FOOLS.
I burned a flag
Here's a Quarter...
Still alive
Another Public Service Announcement
The Twilight Zone
You can call it link-whoring if you like...
My logic is strong
Fourth of July
No. Fuck YOU.
The Unvarnished Truth
Hypothesis confirmed
Teleconfusications
Quality Assurance Specialist needed
I Fought the Law, and the Law Didn't Make Any Damn Sense.
Project Manager needed
Educational isn't that fun.
All Your House Are Belong To Us
Jim Says...
Rawr.
Get Lost.
Project sex
Shamming or Sharing #17 results
Overheard during the move
Tracking Back Twice a No-No?
Best Meme Ever. EVER.
Jackson's Just a Minor Leaguer Compared to This Playa
Hey! I got an Idea...
No Shit Sherlock
Since we're on the subject...
Engrishmeme
Jim? Jim's still not here.
Jim? Jim's not here.
I Poop on High.
Schaivo
Michael Blagg
Southern Belle
Second verse, same as the first!
I don't have the words
XENU EXPOSED.
Tieing up Noose Ends.
Sound Off
Calling all Munuvians
Fairy tales
We are Dyslexia of Borg
And I'm out bitch!
What's in a Title?
Mmmm friiiiday
and now when you click
I suck at the internet
If the formatting around here
Say a little prayer
Trifecta!
People Eating Tasty Animals
Clichés ahoy!
Help Wanted
Shamming or sharing #17
Washington in brief
What...Is going on?
Dave's Caption Contest Results
The adventures of Movie Girl and Poster Lad
Shaming or Sharing #16 results
This too Shall Pass
Rambling
Another Shortie
Question 1
Clearing the Air
The Friday Meme
Our benevolent dictator
English oddities
Please! Not the dust bunnies again!
Fun in the elevator
This is just too cool
Definitions
France is number 2!
If it wasn't for those damn hotdogs...
I want to buy you each a big-ass present
Caption Contest - My name is not Oliver Bolivar Butt
Shaming or Sharing #16
Ragging on the Chair Force
Would you like butter-colored substitute on that?
You're name is what?
Still Opening Boxes...
Exerpt from the BBMRE
Can you flunk a meme?
We find the defendant...not guilty
I can't remember when...
Beware the dark side of the Force
"Deepthroat" identified!
GreenZap is ready to pounce
It's coming...I promise
Snooze Crew™ Awards
I'm home!
Welcome Home
It's been real.
One more time
More Words of Wisdom
You Have Been Chosen
A memo from the boss
Words with Two Meanings
PMS
Tasteless humor
Words of Wisdom
Stupid, stupid joke.
UPDATE: Match that quote, special Snooze Crew edition, with HINTS!
How come I can't write captions like this?
SBD's Greatest Hits (according to Jim's fans)
It really is massive
With my apologies
Match that quote, special Snooze Crew edition!
What's Jim doing now?
A letter home from Jim
Tasteless Humor
All this excitement about wine
The Great Lengths One Will Go To
Another application
More cartoonage
Tasteless humor
Open Comment Party!
Cartoonage
A quick question
The rule of three
Woo and Hoo!
I'm leavin, on a jet plane
It's travel time
Please allow me to introduce myself...
A picture to send Jim off
Donate to PETA, kill fuzzy animals!
What's on your list?
An argument for Creationism
I don't get it
Free? I LOVE free!
Our schools must change
Do you love pussy?
Pixy is on a tear
GreenZap getting ready for launch
Every word means 'nads'!
Zero Tolerance Editorial
Bernie Mac is a jack ass
Stuff that has pissed me off today
Say hello to the Snooze Crew
I am the Word King
Applications now still no longer being accepted
Match That Quote Numero Seveno
Caption Contest Results
Cut the blue wire with the white stripe...
Gay blog!
What's that word?
I'm such a hottie
Adventures of the Mountain Men
There is no spoon*
Tastes like chicken
Papa's not well
Heartbreakers
One for the Birders (and Harvey)
Shifting focus
Horse...
Shaken, not stirred
The year of the blogger
The best meeting in the history of all meetings
Conferences
Dear Gwinnett County Board of Assessors
Am I the luckiest guy in the world, or what?
Match That Quote, Limited Edition #6
You drew large tail!
Good news, bad news
Caption Contest
Happy Birthday Lovely Wife
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Competition for PayPal?
Four times is a ???
SnoozeBob hands out the points!
The History of Sales and Technology
Segway Cops
Happy SnoozeBob Day!
Do I still have time?
Have I?
Always wanted to ask this...
For All t
C'est l'Oorgo, oui!
Annoying German Pop
While the Cat's Away...
Because I always do as Jim Orders
Movie Quotes Time
Empty brain
It's MY turn
What's up with that?
What's four times?
Quiz thingy sent to me in an email with no subject so it is incredibly lucky it got through my spam filter
Score!
See problem, find solution
One Hundred
Question of the day
Three
Two Hundred Eighty Nine
Seven
Chicago notes
Airport notes, part 2
Airport notes
Shit!
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
A little bit grotesque
A slogan! A slogan! My kingdom for a slogan!
Sink the pink
The origin of words
What's the difference between a Hippie and a Goth?
Still wondering...
More wondering...
I wonder...
Wasted prayers?
Better late than never
Sheryl is soooooo wrong
My very clear, impossible to misunderstand, instructions on what to do with me should I one day achieve toaster-like cognitive abilities
Happy Birthday!
Sure is quiet around here
The Interview Game - Questions for Rob
Other People's Stuff
I'm that jerk at work
Must be all that crack
I'm floored!
Bloody earworms
Look at all these meetings, surrounding me everyday
Shamming or Sharing #15 results
Coworkers unite in support of the BBMRE*
My next coffee maker...
Shiavo, Take One
It's The New Weblog Showcase!
One for the gents
The Interview Game - Questions for Margi
There's a story here somewhere...
Shamming or Sharing #15
Match That Quote IV
May you live in interesting times...
Challenge!
I'm pyrokinetic!
The Interview Game - Questions for Rachel Ann
There's one in every office
The Interview Game - Questions for Tiffani
Caption Contest Results
Help needed - Site design
The New Blog Showcase
Happy Anniversary to me!
Behold, the Ides of March!
The Interview Game - Questions for Holly
Adventures in email
I made it out alive!
Five things I can't work without
Stink update
The Interview Game: Nick asks, I answer
I met Luka
Stinky
This pisses me off
Bush plot to kill Clinton revealed!
Match that quote, issue 3
Caption Contest
Say what?!
Grave returns
School daze
It's official! I'm a published author
Author's Grant
Happy Monday!
There's a rock in my sock
The long and short of it
Radiant heat
10 Things I've done that you probably have not
I can't believe nobody took this one!
Question of the day
It's getting dark in here...
Help me retrieve my post. Win points!
Good times...good times...
What the hail?
Who the hell are these bloggers?
Are you a news lover?
Conversations while driving
It's a points extravaganza!
Mark your calendars
Fun with elevators
Quotes to remember
What's Clancy's news?
I am in love
Frank asks, I answer
Hunter who?
Fun with numbers
* Snooze Points - Rules & Info *
High Court to rule on government land grab
It's new! It's exciting! It comes with free peanuts!
I am Fluffy Dangleberry
MTV - where did the videos go?
Hawaiian legislature wants to make eating pussy illegal!
Other People's Stuff
Bad neighbors
Match that quote, redux
Overheard at work
All hail the Queen!
Gotta get me some koala
Another moneymaker
Helen has a lovely bush
Fixing the Tax Code
It's sticky, but still fun
How do I stack up as a blogger?
Oooh, yeah. I can't wait to get home to try this one out.
Regional humor
My pubies are unnaturally strong and healthy
Caption Contest Results
Stop the illegal unilateralist occupation of sovereign middle east territory!
Thoughts on VD
Serious question
Happy Valentine's Day!
$100 Million idea
Caption Contest
Drag Queen cat fight
French courts move to stifle information sharing and buyer's choice
Intelligent Design 103
How to get on my blogroll
Other People's Stuff
Cookies!
Everybody give me a dollar!
Intelligent Design 102
Anal exploration
10 million dollar idea
I'm pithing all over!
Intelligent Design 101
Shamming/Sharing #14 Results
Pornstar Family Feud
Love and honesty in the computer age
Questions answered
Million dollar idea
Other People's Stuff
The dance sensation that's sweeping the nation
Movies that change you
Why are pets better than kids?
Word for the day: "Nephrology"
I can't stop laughing
Finding your inner drag queen
Sweet dreams are made of this
Tell me why
Give it to me, Baby
Take a bite out of PETA
It's a major award!
Customer disservice
Other People's Stuff
I'm Bill Murray?
Time suck
Shamming or Sharing #14
How to write for idiots, tip #1
Dinner conversation
Conversations in the car
The Iceman Cometh
Is this like pants and anti-pants?
Nipples...just beacons for boobies or do they serve a higher purpose?
Math quiz
Caption contest results
Match that quote
I've heard of beer goggles, but beer boobies? *
Is it just me...
Caption Contest
What the hell does this mean?
Can't I just say no?
Virtual school
Almost famous
I am strong. I will not falter!
May the Lord have mercy on your souls
Not a baby
Do I look fat in these jeans?
Order up!
Burn in hell, you red-nosed freak
The Stockholm Syndrome
No heat
How to change the world
Monkey business
Caption contest results
Is it Monday already?
What's cookin', good lookin'?
I'm on the grill
Caption Contest
Victor loves him some split pea soup
Dear nameless coworker,
I wonder how long it will be...
Pea soup
Around and about
Conversations with brilliance
The curtain is withdrawn
Live from the "So what?" files
Sick and tired
Nigerian scammers are really pissing me off
Getting into work was a bit difficult today
Ouch!
New Years Resolutional
Random Thought
I call shenanigans on the UN
When is a kid a kid?
Cleanup on aisle five
SharpMT
Sickhouse
Principles and practices
Almost missed it!
Anonymous delivery
Part VI is up!
Caption Contest Results
A Happy New Year
Macho Dip
Fire in the hole!
Overheard at work
American interests
Help a lady out
Wrapping my mind
Caption contest
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls...
BlogExplosion
Die, spammers! Die!
I'm this close to throwing this in the trash heap
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
Christmas Eve dinner
Merry Christmas!
A Christmas Story (Yeah, another one)
Peacocks: 0 , Rat: 1
Overheard
The cure for Atlanta's traffic woes
Dear coworkers,
Looking for some holiday cheer?
Why is the universe so intent on fucking me in the ass?
It's twins!
Fear is not necessarily a bad thing, and a lack of it is not necessarily a good thing
Rodentia Vanicus Terriblus
189,345,600 Gifts
Caption Contest Results
The Great T-Shirt Caper
Bad news, good news
Got an extra Christmas card hanging around?
More fun than a barrel full of monkeys
Must read
I'm checking the "Asian" box from now on
Several States
Sometimes the audio really kicks the video's ass
Remote Commenting
Federal hoo-hah
The Evil Ones
Flashback!
Almost there...
Caption Contest
I'm a winner!
The party's over
Who are the people in your neighborhood?
More stupidity
Stupidity runs rampant
Puberty Love
Bill's Back!
Notes from Chicago
Elevator tanka
Happy Birthday!
Good clean fun
Comment party, drinks are on the house
The well equipped brigadier profanes of tin-foil
The caption aftermath
1 plus 1 equals ewwwww
I want theme music
The Snooze Ticket
Just write it already
The monkey's paw
The weather outside is frightful, but the awards they're delightful
Sticking it to the spammers
The Nationalist Party of America
Jennifer's Popular and Stuff
Going to Illinois with a breakin' in my heart...
The worst thing about spewing
Required Item
Caption contest
My favorite things
Mitzi had a question
The glass is 4/10ths full
Be Not Forsworn
We (Heart) Anna
Don't shit where you eat
Good eatin' readin'
Sexual predators
Screw the separation of church and state. I'll settle for the separation of school and the DMV
Medical Breakthrough
Survey? We don't need no stinkin' surveys!
And the winner is...
Talk about a ladies man!
Soup to nuts
Wake up, Sunshine
Your feedback is needed
Random bitches
See y'all in hell!
Anna earned her red wings
Who will it be?
News in brief
Idiosyncrasies
It's party time
This traffic report brought to you by...
I would have joined the Army but my ASVAB score was too high
If George Bush is elected, I'm leaving!
Left right out in the middle
The Great Purge of 2004
Because it's good to have money
Purple America
Overheard at work
Nine eyes are better than one
The world's most expensive t-shirt
Pardon me buddy, can you spare a dime?
Death and Destruction Construction
Meat the neighbors
The final flip-flop
Official Election Statement
It's all in the timing
The freaks come out at night
Looks like we made it...or I thought so til today
Why doesn't Jim post any more?
Politicians are so funny
Here's the skinny...
I got it!!!!!
I do so totally kick ass
This boat's getting crowded
Second interview set
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about
My new suit is at the tailor's
Be vewy vewy quiet
Final score
Take my life...please!
But she still has sexy legs
Ready for the debate tonight?
Fear not for the Peacocks are well represented
I met God yesterday
A little pussy for your entertainment
We were served
I feel like I'm swimming in syrup
How many times have you wanted to do this?
It's been a while
I changed my mind
Happy celebration of the anniversary of birth!
The sound and the fury
Down but not out
Just when you thought it was safe to watch Flash movies
Hey Baby, wake up from your asleep!
The fat cat sat on a flat rat.
Birthday wishes
Almost Famous
Susie's a sicko
Damn, I love this woman
Did you miss me?
Carrying the analogy one step further...
Chesticles
Is it a parable or a metaphor?
Grammar 101
He said, he said
I'm still alive!
What a day, continued
Culling the herd
Change of Life
It's Snoozebob day!
The truth about Cats and Dogs
Just the opportunity I was looking for
What do you do with a great great afternoon?
Let the zap-a-thon begin
I always wanted to guest post here!
Astigmatic Myopic Hope-it-Don't-Get-Worseic
My Mothers Toes
The Snoozebob Monologues
Sour ball eye candy
Good news! Sugar doesn't make you fat!
Damned DMV
I've come over all hungry like
SWF seeks SWM...
The civil sword shall and must be red and bloody.
Let's get cookin!
He's having had a baby
New sayings
Please, if you ever had a kind feeling for me in your heart
Caption winners
I see your "Popping bubblewrap" and raise you
The second one is always better.
I thought he looked familiar...
Bang, bang! I am the warrior
And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
NEWSFLASH: Universities may not be bastions of Conservative thinking after all!
When you're driving a volvo...
School's in
Breaking news!
The ol' One-Two
Say hello to my lil friend!
Things I never thought I would say to a three year-old
Lunch at Boston Garden
Our Evil Dress Policy
A bit of light conversation
Bloggers say the strangest things.
New conversation with Dopple-G
At least they have long sleeves
No, we're not worried about our kids' social skills
Working for the Collective
When it rains, it pours
Right wing? Ex-squeeze me?
Whatever happened to objective journalism?
Bill is a genius
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
The Crimson Permanent Assurance!!
There goes the neighborhood
Caption this
Over there
Bring out the Gimp
Who knew?
Wrong. So very wrong.
Nichols will live?
The little ninja who could
#11. Kryslyn
You talkin' about me?
She's moving, and without a truck either
If I was Kerry's handler
The pimpees keep getting dumber and dumber
F911 wins Academy Award for best documentary
At long last! The final standings for the 2003-2004 Snooze Points season!
Atlas Flubbed
I'm a cool kid!
There's a Frog in my throat
Give it up, you tosser
My Lovely Wife is famous
New monkey business
Chock full of crunchy nutty goodness!
You can have your cake
More celebrations
My parents were having sex
Dog Soldiers
Hellboy
You may want to throw me into the loony bin...
Beer...check. DVDs...check. Hen night...check.
You know what pisses me off?
You're all wrong
Jim's law of inverse posty goodness
NPR pissed me off again
I like my faggots a bit rare.
It's all Ilyka's fault. Again.
Lovely Wife discovers the ugly truth behind Heinz.
The Silence of the Lambs
Here's me without a mutated cow tit in my mouth
There's no easy way to say it
Caption contest winners
The Super Big News You've All Been Waiting For!
Happy Blogiversary, Snooze Button Dreams!
I got an early birthday present
Happy Birthday Bear
Where have all the good posts gone?
Our house is a very, very, very fine house
Just how much is that Winnebago?
My other car is a Winnebago
Spyhunter
Google has been around longer than you think.
Surviving the primaries*
The Tour de Frog
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel...
Famous quotes about Michael Moore?
Blogger Bowl 2004?
I smell pretty, oh so pretty
He got the fever!
Xzibit ain't no fool
It's party time
Auntie Em! It's a twister!
If we were at Chile's I'd have 'em sing for you
Yeah, it's got a Hemi.
Thoughts of a sleepy mind
Fill in the blank
But that's confidential!
Atkins friendly ice cream!
Thinking of islands
It's a two-fer!
Harvey is perplexed
Good question
If I was a betting man...
Politicians think we are all morons
Hyphenated America
A little love needed
Name that government handout program
The funniest thing I have ever seen
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
That does NOT make me happy
It's actually spelled "Xzibit"!
What's all this Pimp stuff about?
I don't care what your politics are...
Shortest job interview in history
Bestofme Symphony, 32nd Edition
The Religion of Peace Eradication
Phew! We got rid of another batch of 'em.
For my next vacation I want to go to Fucking, Austria
I hate it when I get forgetful
Yet another frivolous lawsuit from a California nut
Think fast!
New faces
What makes a Centrist?
All Your Survivor Are Belong To Us
Bestofme Symphony - Hep Big Announcement
Protect your banana
Bestofme Symphony, 31st Edition
Bestofme Symphony Reminder
Everybody want the pimp ride!
Everybody out of the pool!
Charlie's looking to be a Pimp
My teacher gave me a "D" once. Once!
Moose. It's what's for dinner.
Hey, did you hear about the 12.6 million people who marched on Washington yesterday?
I'm a hippie? Why you little...
Aging boy toy seeks youthful injection
And she's outta there!
I got one!
NPR blows monkey chunks
Bestofme Symphony, 30th Edition
Movin, movin, movin...keep those doggies movin...
A Survivor first!
Cheney "Fuck's off" Senator Pat Leahy
Sonofabitchshitdammitarghhhhh!!!
Y'know something solider, I notice you're always last.
Now that the ink's dried...
I'm the king of my own castle
Can't seem to get anything constructive done at work today...
Get ye hither!
Still more Muslim madness
She's having had a baby
He's a bibliophile at heart
I'll larn ya a thang or two!
I love loot
Damn my eyes!
Survivor Update
The All New 'New Blog Showcase'
Smokin' hot latino women
Getting closer...stay on target...
Must...control...fist...of...death...
Bestofme Symphony, 29th Edition
Finding my inner geek
It's about time!
Killer Movies
Bestofme Symphony Reminder
And Silence
I'm sort of a "Kyle LeBlanc"
Is there an electrician in the audience?
Last night I had an epiphany
They just don't stop! Two more ladies want some pimpin:
Survivor News
One of the sucky parts of job hunting
Melissa still wants some pimpin
Who you callin eejitous!?
Pimpin for Heathony
"Under God" is AOK, for the moment
For the ladies - it's Karate Man!
You pimpin? I be pimpin!
Bestofme Symphony, 28th Edition
Took the day off
Hey, baby...what's your code?
I'm Number 1! (and number 2, too!)
A Carnival of Pixies
Bestofme Symphony, 27th Edition Demi-Anniversarial Memespectaculation!
Esoteric ebullience
It time to get pimpin yo!!
You know his name is Simon...
I've got a stage three moonbat
Two weeks to home ownership
Survivor Update - Week one immunity challenge concludes
Yeah, but what about me?
The Inspector
Is there an HR wannabe in the house?
Way to go Mrs.Huxtable!
Survivor update: Time to vote!
Bestofme Symphony Demi-Annual Celebration Reminder
Roll the dice. It's okay, they're loaded.
I'm a bit drunk
Good News, Bad News
Open letter to everybody in the world who is bitching about America.
Stay on target!
One out of four Americans are nuts
Liberal disease or liberal psychosis?
Fever in the morning, fever all through the night
No deal, yet
Pele's cookin it up old world style
Honest Bloggers Quiz
Don't point that fish at me!
Survivor begins
Office Morons
My new hobby
Three Thoughts
William Tell ain't got nuthin' on this
Bestofme Symphony, 26th Edition
What!? What!? What!?
Free with every purchase, no purchase required
Bestofme Symphony Reminder
Trafficking in numbers
From the mouths of candidates
Someplace expensive
Hey, remember these?
Everyone loves a manwhore
Are you ready to come out of the closet?
All hail the returning heroine
Another one bites the dust
What he said!
The big pants were a dead giveaway
Snobberye
A guy walks into a bar...
A profile of torture
It's Tuesday and Michael Moore is still a big fat bastard.
These dreams in the mist...
Ask Doctor Jim
I despise judicial activism and Congressional idiocy
Bestofme Symphony, 25th Edition
The weekend was a veritable bounty of delectable posts!
Words to live by
Bestofme Symphony Reminder
It's fuck spooge on* Michael Moore Friday!
Michael Moore ate my computer
I felt a great disturbance in the Force...
Michael Moore is back on my Christmas list!
What does it take...
Jeremy - Please a little less drama!
That's MUCH better!
Cracks found on military helicopter
Out of the mouths of feebs...
Are Rall's 15 minutes of lame over yet?
I call bullshit on Mrs. du Toit
GuestMap spam?
A meme, a meme. My kingdom for a meme!
Googol vs. Google
My new favorite lightbulb joke.
Follow the leader: Israel knows how to handle things.
Survivor News
Questioning Nick Berg
Woowooooooo!! (That's a howl, y'all)
Do you love the sauce?
Dusty is funnier than me
Bestofme Symphony, 24th Edition
If it happened over the weekend I am totally clueless
Bestofme Symphony Reminders
People look for the strangest things
Caveat emptor!
Operation Smile
This is why I love Georgia so much
Need a smile?
Bad Sayings, Part 7
Things I learned in school
Strengthen the Good
Where the hell are you?
Post open posting post
Survivor returns!
Math problem
Welcome Readers Posters
Speedy Gonzales knows my seester.
Bestofme Symphony, 23rd Edition
With 10 minutes to spare
Childhood memories, part 2 (Simon, again)
The Mouths of Babes (Mike)
It Shows to Go You (Susie)
Yay! No, Boo hiss! (Tiffany)
I feel like a house thief (rob@depthmarker)
I remember (Simon)
Even Better Than Comment Graffiti (Susie)
Tastes Like Chicken (DeAnna)
Summary of Remarks to the Pentagon by the President (Ilyka)
The Snooze is open. REAL open.
Hey Buddy, can you spare a post?
Feminists supporting abusers?
The bitter draught that satisfies
No, it wasn't the same as hazing
Everything you always wanted to know about Simon but were afraid to ask.
First and Last: Album
It's a small open mic night
Parking Lot
Is it July 4th already?
He's got the look!
Nutbutter
Happy Crappy Post Day!!
Queer Eye for the Fundy Guy
Am I a whore, a slut or a capitalist?
Million dollar idea
Aren't sports cars supposed to look tough?
What the hell was I thinking?
Bestofme Symphony, 22nd Edition
G'wan...get yer Snark on
Bad Sayings, Part 6
Coffee snobs
Attention Target stores marketing department
Mookie asks, what can we but answer?
Flying Pig Party for sale
Wanted: Your submission
This is just too batty
Yetimania!
Hey, spam guys! Are y'all okay?
So who's fault is it that Japanese citizens were kidnapped by fundamentalist terrorists?
You did it!
I can name that tune in 1 verse
Bill and I
The Flying Pig Debates
I want my two hundred dollars!
One more day, one more offer
Who needs an iron?
I wonder...
The Drive for Five
Guffaw time
Fairies play for keeps
This is so much better than Waldo
Cats
Wally Wine
Knives? Feh! Knives are nothing
Sliding into home
Politics is like a septic tank.
A picture is worth a thousand words
Sorry guys, I'm weak and a sucker for ladies in distress
You low down dirty hog!
Jim Peacock's Drunken Night at the Movies
Is there a writer in the house?
4 days to go, $26,000 plus raised. Can I get a "Boo-ya!"?
Bestofme Symphony, 21st Edition
Help the Spirit of America and I'll dance like a funny monkey
Send in your submissions!
Three weeks, one signature.
Tax Cuts - A Simple Lesson In Economics
Random acts of urination
Heartbreaking etymology
Southern Living - Early signs of stereotype adoption
In the midnight hour, she cried more, more more
I'm still here, y'all
What are you waiting for?
Shamming/Sharing (Lucky #13)
Platitutes for the masses
Dead cat walking
While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
The Flying Pig Motto
I'd like to know that too...
Bad Sayings, Part 5
Your help is needed
Bestofme Symphony, 20th Edition
Sleepy time for Dukies
A plate for our #1 Cheerleader.
The Queen has abdicated! Long live the King!
Random thought from the drive in this morning.
Anybody hungry?
Oh, my! It's so...it's so...BIG!
I'm all ready!
Doesn't it figure I'd end up with an exclamation?
A celebrity endorsement!
What's on the President's mind just before a press conference?
Counseling
It's a fight!
Cry havoc and let slip the hamsters of war!
"P" is for "Pathetic"
Living in Atlanta
George is so much kinder than I'll be
Peace Protesters
Welcome to the Church of Snooze
Powerful Stuff
Andy Rooney is nobody's hero
When pigs fly
Truth in advertising
What did you have for Easter dinner?
Bestofme Symphony, 19th Edition
Toot! Toot! Toot! (That was my own horn)
What the hell is wrong with me?
It just tastes better with cheddar
The Force is all about whuppin' ass.
Shamming/Sharing (#12)
Swans fight to the death
"O" is for Orgasm!
A little Easter porn for your viewing enjoyment
A bit of wisdom
Some things defy description
Nation shocked at Jimmy Breslin's "Blairing" column.
No I did not send you a virus!
18-10?
Kate sayz:
Only YOU can prevent forest fires!
Why can't I have a job like this?
Trey Givens Announces Running Mate
Kevin, you dastardly rogue!
My nipples are hard
Wakey wakey
No wonder they're so pissed off all of the time!
Product review
Question for the masses...
"N" is for Nihilism
If I'm a Grammar God I must be Loki
They can have my flag when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Bestofme Symphony, 18th Edition
In the name of the Grammar, the Punctuation and the Rules of Spelling, Amen.
"M" is for Meticulous
Send in your submissions!
Now Showing at a Weblog Near You
"L" is for Late Links
Shamming/Sharing (#11)
Muslims Against Terrorism
Analyze that!
The Teddy Bears' Turtles' Picnic
April Foolishness
Bad Sayings, Part 4
Flash me, baby
Merry Christmas! Happy Valentine's Day!
"K" is for a Kouple of words
Happy Birthday, Stranger!
AM Calls
I don't see the problem
"J" is for "Jokes" and "Jerking Around" and "Jackasses"
It was horrifical
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Here's why
I'm only posting this so Paul will link to me
Aye, matey!
She was robbed!
"I" is for Invitation
Shamming/Sharing (#10)
A jug of wine, a wedge of cheese and thou
That Ryan is such a fungi
Bestofme Symphony, 17th Edition
Bite Me
Submissions Wanted
Playing hooky
The Fashion of the Christ
The Price of Morality
Fear my wrath!
They're baaaaaack!
Morality is so taxing. Why can't health be too?
Is this better?
Get your stank ass Milky Way crap bar out my face!
I'm little pixie, bright and sharp, here is my arrow, here is my harp.
My Precocious Tot
Substitute your lies for fact
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoping down the bunny trail
Peace protesters: Dedicated? Yes. Flaming Asses? Oh, you betcha.
How's this?
F!Bomb you, you fcuking f*ck!
Sometimes I wonder...
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Bestofme Symphony, 16th Edition
Pylorns, Pylorns, wherefore art thou Pylorns?
Get those submissions in
Sate that penguin lust
Shamming or Sharing (#9)
Save the Whales
What's your superpower?
Lords of Light! Ariel, Ookla, Riiiiide!
The Cheddar is In
So the other night...
Breakfast With Tiffani
Dane-geld
Wet Dreams
Round 'em up, kick 'em out
I'll trade you two forklifts for one cherry picker.
Mini Movie Night
Buy My Vote!
A banking we will go, a banking we will go, high-o the derry-o a banking we will go.
The Last Great Mystery of the World Has Been Solved!
Hasta la vista, Espania
A Dirty Limmerick
And.....they're off!
Shamming or Sharing (#8)
How much is that Cheddar in the window?
Bestofme Symphony, 15th Edition
At the movies
Give it to me, baby!
HMO FAQ
Clown on the run
Shamming or Sharing (#7)
So what should I see?
What is Snooze Button Dreams?
What is Jim?
Runners take your mark...
Those Crazy Japanese
How lazy do you have to be?
Cat scratch fever
Who's looking for this stuff?
Yay! Super fine happy dance time!
Does this mean I've gone pro?
Get your moo on!
This is your blog. This is your blog on drugs.
Touch my iPod and die!
Is she or isn't she?
The wait must continue
No way I can resist this one.
Shamming or Sharing (#6)
Bestofme Symphony, 14th Edition
Dumbing Down our Kids
Dear Abby,
Owa Tana Siam
My (mostly) empty box
I told ya so.
Microhumor?
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Time, see what’s become of me?
I am better than James Earl Jones
My Top 5 List
I'll take a cowburger and some sheep stew please.
Bad Sayings, Part 3
Shamming or Sharing (#5)
Things we need
Why do they have such bodacious booty?
Foghornisms
Beware the Ides of March
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Secrets Revealed
Shamming or Sharing (#4)
It's a major award!
Bestofme Symphony, Lucky 13th Edition
Mario, Mario, Wherefor Art Thou, Mario?
The Unilateralist Cowboy Strikes Again
Everybody needs a mascot
Gimme, gimme, gimme
Exsmoking, Day 1
Shamming or Sharing (#3)
Lloyd K. Geillinger: Opinionated? Yes. Flaming Ass? Um...yeah, he fits my definition.
The Grande 2004 Peacock Invitational
Georgia House briefly takes its collective head out of its ass! (At least until Monday)
What's that up in the sky? A bird? A plane? No, it's Cheddar X!
Anybody know a good lawyer?
Attention Georgia House of Representatives: Stop making assinine laws!
Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland
Why I hate the courts
My dirty little secret
It's official
Bloody Penguins!
Expand your buttcabulary
Shamming or Sharing? (#2)
Drawings to huff by
Stifling of Dissent?
Do I really kick the llama's ass?
Priests hungering for boyflesh may soon get relief from the Vatican.
Some mornings it's just not worth fighting the clowns that are under my bed
Bestofme Symphony, 12th Edition
Like sands through the hour glass...
Les problems petits
I got Buff'lo on my mind
I want what you got
Playing hooky
Dogpile on the rabbit!
A banning we will go, a banning we will go, high-ho the dairy-o, a banning we will go
Shamming or Sharing? (Intro)
Hah! Scooped y'all again!
I'll Take Gay Marriage for $600, Alex
Mmm . . . Coffee
I am so bummed
Gay Marriage
Oh me, oh my
It's the simple things in life that you treasure.
Wet T-shirt
What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
The Goody Box
Told you so!
Snagglepuss
A man called 'Brian'
He's got style, he's got grace...
Nagodobo is a liar and a thief!
Why is that Dorito green?
Hey Baby, what's your sign?
Rorshach Roarshack Rorschock Ink Blot Tests
Coitus Interruptus
Sex, Lies, and Cheddar X
Bestofme Symphony, 11th Edition
Begging for submission makes me feel so French.
I got nuthin'
Stop eating that crazy beef!
The Yeti Returns!
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated
Rolling Over the Odometer
So sorry I missed you.
The Rules of Blogging
What's the difference between art and porn?
That back street carnival
Time to admit it
Are you a member of Bloggers Anonymous?
What do you stuff a camel with?
Osama in Paradise
Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting snarks.
I yam what I yam
Bestofme Symphony, 10th Edition
Cheese, cheese, it's good for the heart...
Thank you, gay men. Thank you, thank you.
Passive Agressive, Seeking Submissives
"A" is for "Absent"
Sitting Room Only
"Z" is for "Zephyr"
The Butt Game
Doc, it hurts when I do this...
Don't you dare Gallify my kids!
Oh, that's too perfect.
I'm just geek enough to dig this
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
You will bow down before me, y'all. I swear it, no matter that it takes an eternity!
What are Snooze Points?
My Sophisticated Lovely Wife
Time's a wastin'!
Just follow my nose
Do you bite your thumb at me?
What's the big deal anyway?
Janet Jackson's Boob
What the hell does that mean?
Bestofme Symphony, 9th Edition
How's that look?
Closing in on a tenth of a million
Open Letter To Everybody At The Office
Who should I vote for?
The most amazing thing
Still thou art a bitter draught
Time Passages
It's too quiet in here
The world's greatest key code writer is retiring
What's in your chow mein?
I've lived around the States, from Trenton to The Bay
What were they thinking?
Jim's Death Chili
The Africans are getting desperate
Georgia House proudly passes meaningless legislation
And they call it puppy love
Zero Intelligence
I'm 40% Yankee
Basic Economics
I'm pissed off and I'm not going to take it any more!
Things that are dangerous if forgotten
Bestofme Symphony, 8th Performance
Bring out the big guns
Speaking of cheese...
Submit to me!
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
A word problem to wake your brain
To the asshole in the Altima on the way in to work this morning:
"Y" is for "Yap"
You Want Pasteurized Processed American Cheese Flavored Product On That?
Oh where oh where did Margi go?
Bad Sayings, Part 2
Are you looking at my bum? Cheeky monkey!
Happy Birthday, Burger!
There's a party in my pants and you're all invited
"X" is for "X-treme Blogging"
I've got a thing for underage brunettes
First impressions can be oh so very wrong.
Don't piss on the electric fence!
One for the PETAphiles
When wiener dogs attack
Why not to shoot at an Apache
If puppy's what Baby wants, puppy is what baby gets.
Bestofme Symphony, 7th Performance
Tease Time
The Hunt is On
"W" is for "Welcome"
I crave your submission
Another strike against capitalism
"V" is for "vignette"
Entrapment
This is wrong on too many levels
Oh what a beautiful mornin', oh what a beautiful day!
Am I the widower of a woman or the husband of a fish?
Calling all Atlantans
The Dog Needs A Dentist
Another two bite the dust
My dad was not too bright
Talk About Role Reversal...
The Carnival of the Vanities, issue #69
I can read your mind
You're under arrest! Mind taking yourself in?
Happy Crappy Post Day!
Hazard Warning
Hey Butthead! Pull my finger.
How Do I Hate Thee? Let Me Count The Ways
Bad Sayings
The Lying Liar and the Lying Lies he Lyingly Lies About
Bestofme Symphony, 6th Performance
Ah, have some cheese, rat!
Get Your Ass to Mars
I'm goin' huntin'!
Needed: Bestofme Symphony Submissions
Learning to speak
Newsflash! Fish and Chips not British!
I'm a metrosexual
Dopple-G Tells a Funny
"U" is for "Unlawful"
Have your cheese and eat it too
One More Time For Folks Slow On The Uptake
Where did Mr. K go?
Bob Irwin vs. Murray Croc
Who needs martial arts?
You know what really burns my ass?
The Evil Attack Squirrel of Death
Gun Control is Important...
Trey's Got a New Look
Lord of the Rings, Part 0 - The Prequel
Using Protection
The Carnival of the Vanities #68
"S" is for "Sanity"
11 to go
Oops, She Did it Again
Bush in hot water over WMD
No matter how cool you think you are...
Lovely Wife's Bundt
We couldn't stop the fire
Bestofme Symphony, 5th Performance
Top Referrers for December
Wanted: Symphony Submissions
Champagne and Cheese
Happy New Year, Y'all
The plus side of a household plague
Fup Duck Day? No way!
Your last chance for Carnivalia this year!
Wrong answer. Next contestant please.
"R" is for Reprehensible Reporting
No time to waste!
New Years Resolutional
Pa-rumpa-pum-pum
Now Resorting to Bribery for Symphony Conductors
But they still haven't found what they're looking for...
Do it for the Cheddar!
Bestofme Symphony, 4th Performance
New Snooze Effect?
Symphony Submissions Urgently Needed
Merry Christmas, Y'all
Throw Santa From the Train
Twas the night before Christmas...whatever.
Asplundh
Go toast some chestnuts...
Christmas Carnivalia
Finding the Truth, A Christmas Story
Tidings of Comfort and Joy
Would you like to conduct the Bestofme Symphony?
My surreal secret Santa
You might be a redneck if...
Site designs
Senator Clinton's aircraft crashed!
Christmas is Coming
Bestofme Symphony, 3rd performance
Does this make me French?
Happy Anniversary!
Don't Lie To Me
Send in those Bestofme Symphony submissions
How much is a memory worth?
I Wish They All Could Be Throat Yogurt Girls
It's not nice to fool with mother nature
Oh the thinks we will think!
Carnivalia
"But when I got there, the website was bare,
What's wrong with this picture?
The fire looks so delightful
Attention Atlanta Drivers
The New Look
A Soldier's Christmas
Too Stupid To Live, Too Dumb To Die
Meeting Psychology
Bestofme Symphony, 2nd Edition
Car-nage
Holiday party training
Blackmail Material Exposed
Be$t V.1.A.G.R.A. Prlces 0n the Net!
Submissions Needed for the Bestofme Symphony #2
The future of Snooze Button Dreams
And the Winner Is...
We're baaaaaaaack!
Why is there a boner joke in a children's movie?
Website Problems
If cruise missiles are made illegal then only the criminals will have them
Dennis Kucinich. Unbelievable.
Now this one is cool
Words of wisdom
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I love math. I mean, I really really love math.
Remembering user info in comments
Paris gets oral
My Tidings are Looking More Joyful
Attention Dave @ 213.94.233.30
Calvin in Iraq
How was the ride in?
Vote For The Snooze!
Not a single bid?
The Bestofme Symphony, 1st edition
Deadline approaching
It had to be New York
Censorship or simple sanity?
Boing boing boing
Change is in the air
Forget the Christmas Carols
Are you cool?
New deodorant commercial?
What Cusack are you?
2003 Weblog Awards
It's so cheesy, so cheesy, to fall in love...
"P" is for "Pork"
Very sad news
Three Little Words
Vote well. Vote often.
Welcome aboard, Kevin! Your Munu passport is in the mail.
"O" is for "OOH-RAH!"
Submit to me! You know you want to.
Thank you, oh mighty referers
Bush Converts to Islam, Declares Fatwa on Iraq
"N" is for "Nipple"
Survivor Lived?
Class is in session
Burn, Baby, Burn!
Touch my Seitenleiste
Happy Freakin' Holidays
M is for "Matter-of-fact"
Bipartisan Bumper Sticker
Agenda? What Agenda?
Campbells's Soup is Good Food
Tidings of Comfort and Joy
The Bestofme Symphony has been launched!
Billy the Kid Gets a Lawyer
Has anybody else received spam like this?
Got me a pimp ride!
Would you have invested?
The Bestofme Symphony
Cranberry Hell
Descriptions? We don't need no stinkin' descriptions!
Be Careful Out There
Have some cheese with that turkey
Stupidity in advertising
I can think of a dozen volunteers off the top of my head
And Leon's getting larger!
Are you a sex addict?
More toy reporting
Nekkid Bloggers
Why should I switch to Apple?
"L" is for Lingerie
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
The worst job ever
The Lion and the Lamb need to reread their mission statement
Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Severe Frost Warning
The Short End of the Stick
Download the internet?
The Monday Memory
Y'all say "Hi" to my Lovely Wife
Link Love
Sidebar stuff
Mozilla feedback needed
Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!
Dancing Sumo Hippo
$3 Million for a 3 day long hard-on. Can I make payments?
The girl with colitis goes by
Dangerous Notes
The King of the Blogs
Smoke that Cheddar!
How much is that doggy in the window?
"K" is for Klutz
And the winner is...
What were they thinking?
New Daily Read
What is with the Honda Element?
Ryan vs. Psycho Lesbian
"J" is for Jewsylvania?
Immuniticity
Hunting Todd
"I" is for Idea
In the tradition of Calvin...
Company X Blows Fat Monkeys
Fisking Fithian
Thatsa lotta Carnie
Sick of Survivor Yet?
It's Smokin'!
A Short Hot Love Letter
Luuk has left the building
Jim Gets Offensive
What should Anger Management's new slogan be?
If I only knew then what I don't know now...
Buy Nothing Day?
Hypothetically speaking...
The Sound of Silence
"H" is for Happy Medium
Color me Snarky
"G" is for Going...Going...Gone!
I got a Meryl link!
Cool magic trick
The first to fall
That poor cleaning crew
The most important thing to remember when you are on a multiple antibiotic regimen
Friday! Friday! Friday!
I found the Paris Hilton porn video
No Woman No Cry
There is no porno video on this site
The Day of Nonproductivity Draws to a Close
Censored Dreams
It's all Ilyka's fault
Carnival of the Vanities?
Get out the vote!
It's New and Improved!
Time for some wang tag!
My Life
Today's Getting Better
Veteran's Day Blues
Please don't remind me that I'm a moron
Paris Hilton's Sex Video
I've got a groupie!
A banning we will go, a banning we will go
The Somnolence of Clouds
Everyday Bear World Tour, Atlanta, Georgia
It's not whether you win or lose...
My name is Luuk. I live on the second floor.
Order in the court
It's the cheesiest!
Let's piss off the womenfolk
I'll be in bed. Hold my calls.
It's because the human spirit is indomitable!
Peeing in the sink
The Howard Dean Guide To Southern Bigots
Blogwork, Begging
Howard Dean confirms that he is a small minded bigot
"D" is for Diverse Linkage
Hey there, Doppel-G
And the Winner Is...
Awesome!
Watkins for President, Part I
Grab your 10 foot pole and wade on in
Happy Birthday, Dopple-G Moondog
My vote is "Carnival"
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jim but were afraid to ask
Idiocy in our schools
Which evil dictator am I?
Jim vs. God
Missed it by that much
It's the sound of silence
Bounce bounce bounce
Gotta Stay Awake
The Noose Has Closed
Happy Holloween!
Trick or Treat!
Goodbye, Chuck
Survey says...
Socratic Method?
Light Bloggage
Collapsable Lists
Coffee malfunction...eyes closing...attention wandering
Don gets a hat trick!
The Noose Report
Hut, Two, Three, Four
Carnivalia
Here we go again
How's Chuck doing?
Damned Maori
It's a bit chilly outside
The Western Wall
That's me, from A to Z
Gotta Gotta Gotta, Name that G
Zero Intelligence in Georgia? Say it ain't so!
Was Helen sabotaged?
Miss Afghanistan?
What do you hate about men?
Snark, Snark, Snark
How to become a successful kiddie band
An ode to daylight savings time
Weekend Blogging
A bit of excitement is good for the system
Sweden takes further steps to recover lost Helen
Rod Steiger is the center of the Hollyverse
The New Weblog Showcase
Nuthin' could be better...
Never mistake for malice what is in truth just simple stupidity.
"B" is for "Buffoon"
Idiocy in marketing
More Zero-Intelligence At A Texas School
Don't forget Chuck
The Rice-a-Roni Test
A is for "Alternative"
Writer's Noose
Have you ever seen Ray Charles' wife?
It's good to be a Munuvian
My other computer is a Macintosh
When is a fruit not a fruit?
EU takes steps to lure Helen back to Sweden
I hate to say "I told you so", but...
The people have spoken
Confessional
Jim Idiot Watcher Peacock reporting
Colon encounters of the third kind.
Do animals have phobias?
Lady of the Lake Short Story Update
A taste explosion!
Fun With Searches
Since "nude" means naked...
Space Idiot, Little Earners and Streaking for Fun & Prizes
Would you like some whine with your cheese?
The Dreaded Post You've All Been ... er ... Dreading
All together now!
Linkage made easy
Poop Haiku
Dirty White Boy
BAGELDONUT!
How to Communicate with Deaf Hookers
That Big Street Carnival
Zero Intelligence Policy
Great moments in art
An oldie but goodie
"H" is for "Homicide"
Burnin' Down the House
Name that G (part 1)
The Lady of the Lake, Part 1
What's in a name?
Kids say the darnest things
It's Snarkerific!
This is what I'm talkin' about!
"F" is for lots of stuff, and this article has most of them.
Ask Doctor Jim
Your help is desperately needed
Fun with language
Those Crazy Swedes
What's with the animalia this week?
Get out the vote!
Am I the Anti-Helen?
Looking for blogtopia?
Lunch with G
Is it real or is it CGI?
Oh, the Irony
"L" is for "Landslide"
Bump, Set...Spike!
Continuing the camp fire theme...
I sure do miss those O'Gradys chips.
Can't somebody think of the children?
The Entymological Vote
For the ladies - Why we are the way we are
V is for Vulgarity
Of course we are French! Can't you tell by our OUTRAGEOUS accent?
Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You
I love it when a plan comes together
I know who I'm supporting for Governor of California
Isn't English Great?
Where's Johnny?
Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!
What do you do for a living?
Jim comes 1/2 inch from buying a new laptop
Knock 'em dead out there
I thought that was a standard perk
Happy Crappy Post Day!
Plot? Acting? Direction? Production? Who needs it?
Would you screw Hillary? (SBD)
Seussing Hillary (SBD)
Carnival Of The Vanities #54
On trust
A quick note on comments
It's good to be full?
I'm burnin' for you
Dateline - Sweden (SBD)
Gym bans cell phones from locker room
Mapwars
Stealth Disco
Father/Son Bonding (SBD)
The G Roundup
Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July. (SBD)
Dogs of war don't negotiate
My kids are going to hate me
More fun with searches
There's a lobster loose!
Australian Customs Seize Traveler's Trouser Snake
Ensgilh 202
Truth in advertising, Part 2
New Weblog Showcase Votes
I want a nuclear reactor too!
Snooze Button Dream stuff now available
Mark is honorary King of SBD for a day
Ripped From the Footlines
Y'allbonics (SBD)
WOW!
Small overdue stuff
Let's fix the Presidential Public Financing Program
Welcome readers of the Jewish World Review
"K" is for...nuts
It's Poll Gin Time Again!
Congrats to Ilyka!
"O" is for Orgasm
Who's looking for this stuff?
Why do Scots wear kilts?
Joe Theismann is a dirty little whore (SBD)
It didn't happen
I'm on Fox News!
What the hey?
Googlewackin'
Avast me hearties and me beauties!
Is it Friday already?
Never underestimate the power of poop
Celebrity Viruses
Clumsy me!
Newsflash! (SBD)
Happy Crappy Post Day!
Kids Say the Darndest Things
I'm dying! Freaking dying!
Blogspot. Speh!
What do you think?
I are a scientist
Got me a guestmap.
Carnival of the Vanities Comes Home
Banner Adds We'd Like to See
Don't bogart that joint, dude.
Test Your Mouse For Accuracy
Look out below!
"B" is for Bystander
Winning isn't everything but it beats the crap out of losing.
3 Times is a Charm
Tis but four days te the end o' the week. Arrr!
We Like Broccoli (or "Stupid Human Tricks")
Treachery!
The New Weblog Showcase
Ensgilh 101
R is for Ravish
1.8181818181818181818181818181818
Is it Friday already? Let's get some Cheddar!
Reuters. Speh!
Wish I'd Known
Articlizing my own comments - How's that for hubris?
My Voice
Today's Forcast
Howard Dean is a socialist
Sex is like pizza
"D" is for DECEPTIVE
On Rape and Writers
My 9/11 conundrum
What the heck is "dickweed"?
Google Wacked
Comments are down
Nothing funny today
Amnesty National
The New Weblog Showcase
The letter of the day is "C"
Chicks poop too!
Speaking of better late than never..
Welcome Donnites!
Heavenly Monday
Another Friday, another Cheddar X.
"I"
Why oh why do I have to love women?
Arrr, ye whoreson' blaggart! Know ye th' wharf? I be needin' t' pillage an' plunder!
Extreme Sports
Ask Allah?
The Letter of the Day is "F"
Fecalation
Carnival!
Dear Mr. Address Does Not Exist:
Propensity for evil is inversely proportional to height
It's Snarkerific!
From the depths of hell itself...
SBD turns 1/12th
Wave hello to the little man in the boat
What's that word mean?
The sun'll come out, tomorrow (SBD)
Georgia, Sweet Georgia
Please remain with the tour group
Pollin, Pollin, Pollin
I am in a quandary (SBD)
United Nations "Locality and Personnel Security Practices" (SBD)
How do you spell "clueless"?
A fly on the wall (SBD)
Microbes on Parade update
Maybe I am hung over
Built like a brick shithouse
I had wings again for dinner last night
Dear Mr. Wigger:
I'm not hung over today
Blog, blog, blog
A Snarking we will go
Bowling for Bullshit
A nice thick wedge of Cheddar X
Parents Group Criticizes CBS Drama 'CSI'
Hot to Trot
BlogSpot is pissing me off
Microbes on Parade
Sexiest Male Blogger Contest: Update
Secret Agent Man
Are You Ready For Some Carnival?
It's Better to Burn Out Than Fade Away
My Political Compass Points Due Nowhere
Unfreakylinks
Sub adults
You had me at blogroll (SBD)
Another weird one
Unbefreakinglievable
Move 'em up, move 'em out, rawhide!
Ode to promethazine
It's a sex thang
Construction in progress
Like sands through the hourglass...
The Infection Spreads
My Life Kicks Ass
Carnival of the Vanities #47
Talk about feature rich...
Here's a story about Marc and Kelli
Analyze This!
The medical industry sucks: A case study
Better late than never department... (SBD)
Temporary decrease about to end
Temporary decrease of activity warning
When you know more about what's wrong...
Carnival of the Vanities #46
Care package sent to AWOL Texas Dems
Love thy neighbor, yadda yadda yadda (SBD)
Hey, hey, Rachel dear
Search Engine Hits: 101
PBD Found by Googler
"...'cause I'm a dumbass."
Up a stream of conciousness without a paddle
Circle the Wagons
Exploding Intestines
Happy Birthday to you.
It all starts coming together...
How'd he get so good so fast?
The Friday 5 (plus 1)
And you thought "Peacock" was an odd family name?
Kids trade bad habits like Pokemon cards
Comments added
Kate puts SBD on the
All Y'all Gotta Read This
Blog Changes
More (i)FAQ
(i)FAQ
50 Most Important Events List Complete
Making Killing a Little Easier
And the Winner is...
A Venomous Challenge
The Menagerie
Blogathon 2003
If only Sandy had known
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