Talk Like A Pirate Day is September 19. Get your basic vocabulary down here and pick up some phrases with the English to Pirate translator.

Avast, ye scurvy lubber! Take yer eye orf me beauty or I'll be runnin' yer carcass thru th' scuppers!

I am SO ready.

I be tippin' me hat to that bilge rat th' Instapundit fer shinin' th' link. Arrrr!