Referred by Suburban Blight to OTP who ripped it off of North Georgia Dogma.

A-ACTOR (favorite): Sean Connery

B-BOYHOOD IDOLS (in the non-biblical sense): John "Hannibal" Smith, Commander Adama

C-CHORE YOU HATE: Chores? I have a wife. [duck] SWISH [/duck]

D-DAD'S NAME: Chuck

E-ESSENTIAL VIDEO IN COLLECTION: Red Dawn, Young Frankenstein

F-FAVE ACTRESS: Rebecca De Mornay

G-GOLD OR SILVER: Yes, please. Thank you.

H-HOMETOWN: Born in Hawthorne, CA. Raised in Long Beach, Ocean City, Chicago, Freehold, North Tonawanda and others.

I-INSTRUMENTS YOU PLAY: I don't play any instruments but I can make an awesome fart noise with my hands. The kids love it.

J-JOB TITLE: Quality Assurance Analyst

K-KIDS: Bear (4), Bacon (3), Burger (1)

L-LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Duplex in the burbs

M-MOM'S NAME: Carol

N-# OF PEOPLE YOU'VE SLEPT WITH: 7 that I'm sure of.

O-OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: Just one, I think. When I was a pre-teen.

P-PHOBIA: Being left at the mall.

Q-QUOTE YOU LIKE: "Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: 'Did he have passion?'."

R-RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION: Independent

S-SIBLINGS: Brother (deceased), Little Brother, Step Brother, Step Sister, Ex-Step Sister

T-TIME YOU WAKE UP: 4:00 AM

U-UNIQUE HABIT: How many billions are there in the world? I seriously doubt that anything I do is unique. Oh wait, I've got one: Intentionally misinterpreting the things people say to provide humorous bon mots.

V-VEGETABLE YOU REFUSE TO EAT: Brussel Sprouts. These evil dwarf cabbages were created in the fires of hell and still reek of their brimstone birthright.

W-WORST HABIT: Just one? I'll go with smoking then.

X-X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Head, back, neck, wrist, chest, shoulder

Y-YUMMY FOOD YOU MAKE: Real wings. Jimmy burgers. Also homemade mac-a-cheese that you would melt for.

Z-ZODIAC SIGN: Speed monitored by detection devices.